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Reasonably Prudent Food at Prices that Will Make You Exclaim “Outrageous!"
Today’s Specials:
"The Weinreb”
Our famous chef salad tossed in a frisky vinaigrette
“The Arlen"
Flamazin' pork chops topped with Putney-chutney, but only if B(less than)PL
Burger King on an Asahi-seed Bun, served with International Shoe-string Fries
"The Singer”
Local Hero sandwich, with your choice of FMV, offer, or asking price
“The Coates"
Soup of the day and a side salad*
* Salad contingent upon refraining from drinking, using tobacco, swearing and playing cards or billiards for money
Climenko Combo
Bluebook burrito, freshly launched from a Spud Gun 3000.
Desserts:
Chocolate "Tort" with Flopper Sauce
Pound Cake (with easement by necessity)
Petit Jurors
Discrete Bun
Beverages:
Water, common enemy or natural flow
Escola Cola - explosive new taste!
Duff-Gordon
Sterno
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1 comment:
Anne Rocks, Anne Rules, Anne makes the best banana bread ...:)
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